Animal Jokes
Step into the Wildlife Annex — home to bees, birds, penguins and a surprising number of badly behaved pets. From zoo-level mischief to household animal antics, these jokes prove the creatures are running the place.
Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?
S’warm
Two men walking along see a dog licking its nuts.
First man: “I wish I could do that.”
Second man: “I think you should stroke him first.”
Two dead canaries are being sold on eBay. They’re not going cheep!
Kid: "I have to tell you something about my boa constrictor.”
Dad: "What … since when have you had a boa constrictor!?”
Kid: "Since Friday … and now it’s missing!”
Hugh Zapritti-Boyden has been appointed as Chairman of the British Budgerigar Association.
A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Has my brother been in here for a drink today?”
“I don’t know,” says the barman, “what does he look like?”
I was watching a show called ‘Ten ways to avoid a shark attack’ and was surprised that staying out of the water wasn't on the list.