Pubs, Drinking & Nights Out Jokes
You’ve arrived at the Pub Lounge — where the pints are questionable, the decisions are worse, and someone’s definitely going to tell you their life story. Raise a glass and enjoy the finest drinking tales to stagger through our doors.
Be extra careful on the roads with the new year here. A lot of men will be drinking and getting their wives to drive them home.
I have a bumper sticker that says
"Honk if you think I'm sexy." Sometimes I sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.
In celebration of Rachel's budget reduction of 1p off the price of a pint, local pubs now have a special offer…….just buy 480 pints and get one absolutely free.
A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box, and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub and died was not a bouncer.
To me, drinking responsibly means not spilling any.